Things That Waste My Time…
Here is a short list of the simple things in life that when added up waste HUGE amounts of my life.
1. Software updates (in particular, iPhone updates)
2. Any and all lines at WalMart
3. Special orders at Taco Bell
4. Going in to pay for gas when the credit card machine outside does not work
5. The Broncos 2008 season… all of it!
6. THE DMV
7. Playing Monopoly with people who take their time
8. Making the bed in the morning just to mess it up at night
9. Pre 90′s movies that showed ALL the credits before the actual movie
10. Trick candles… really, what’s the point?
More to come… or maybe I’ll keep you waiting anxiously for nothing. That would be a waste of time.
Gee, I hate to see you endure that. I’ll try to help some. 1. Get your significant other or a friend to update while you do something constructive in the bathroom. 2. – Try Target, they have an equal number of Chinese products. 3. Ken-L-Ration and Science Diet are good. 4. Cover your license plate and drive off. If stopped say “No hablo englise.” 5. I’m just sorry for you! 6. DMV? Does that mean D-ogs M-anage V-erbosit? 7. Lay a pistol on the board after you make your move. 8. Never use the things. 9. Buy a remote with a fast forward. 10. Blow them out and quickly insert them in the pants of the idiot that gave you the cake. Hope this helps. http://www.sandysays1.wordpress.com